*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
once upon a time meme: twelve charactersprincess aurora [11/12]
"I’m not as stupid as you think, nor are my loyalties so easily bought!"